God is like Hitler

If you don’t follow him you go to hell.

The 50% rule

The average person lives to be about 75 years old. So if you’re less than 38 and have more than half of your life left, odds are you haven’t yet:

…met the girl/boy you’ll love the most;

…met your best friend;

…heard your favorite album;

…started the best job you’ll ever have;

…read the best book;

…seen the best movie or played the coolest video game;

…found the hobby you’re most interested in;

…had the best sex;

…had the most original, mind-blowing idea;

…met the dumbest person you’ll ever meet;

…or seen the stupidest haircut.

12790.) I think people post fake secrets on here.

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Uff is bangin'

2010 music releases:

+ Uffie: “Sex Dreams & Denim Jeans “

+MGMT:”Congratulations”

+Foals

+Lissy Trullie

+Incubus

+The XX (hopefully)

+Those Dancing Days( hopefully)

How To Kill Yourself: A Step By Step Guide

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Good Luck

http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_ten-minute-suicide-guide.html